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WOTTOW: Stikfas Rule!

Wot Doctor — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:50:46 +0000

Ever wanted to play in your own rock band? Or ride a dragon? Or lead your own crack team into combat against evil paperclips and stapler? Maybe you wanted to live in the Age of Dinosaurs? I’m not talking about some piece of fiction, or dreams in your head. Nor am I rattling on about a [...]

WOTTOW: Eye Clops Night Vision Goggles

Wot Doctor — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:45:45 +0000

No, it’s not a death ray laser; although that might be a pretty cool WOTTOW in its own right. It’s the Eye Clops Night Vision Goggles, by Jakks Pacific! The Eye Clops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles (the full, official name) are based on advances in infrared visualization that have made night surveillance and military operations [...]

Toy of the Week: A Pool Gunboat

Wot Doctor — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:00:35 +0000

Welcome to the inaugural offering of the Way Off Task Toy of the Week (WOTTOW)! Our elves (Boogle, Moogle, and Woogle) have been asking their West-Coast cousin (Google) what’s hot out there, and we’ve found Just The Thing for You: The Excalibur Motorized Pool Lounger! Okay, I know it’s getting late in the swimming pool play season, [...]